The pitfalls of Canada’s recent mass immigration policies; a metaphorical approach

BY MICHAEL THOMAS

Let’s for a moment imagine that Canada was your house, and everything was going smoothly until your uncle named Justin, who had a nefarious agenda, decided to flood your house with massive crowds from all over the world.

Remember, a home that is occupied by one or two families is manageable, but when that same two-family dwelling must host 15 families, it’s a different story altogether.

One of the first things that goes through the roof is your utility bills, followed by almost every other service that is a part of that household.

If you think that’s bad, wait until those 13 other families decide to occupy and crowd spaces in the surrounding neighbourhoods that were once quiet, and now your once friendly neighbours are beginning to feel uncomfortable because of the excess noise.

When it costs more to run everything in this overcrowded house, which drops your standard of living, wouldn’t this be a recipe for frustration?

In all this, it is important to remember that “Uncle Justin” does not care. All this is done on purpose to frustrate you more, and get you depressed, which gives him an excuse to import more people into the house as helpers. You are now depressed, remember?

Yet, as all this is being done, the health care of these new people has been funded by you, straight out of your taxes, by this time you are so broke that you and your husband, or wife cannot even think of having babies: which gives Uncle Justin another excuse to import more young people of child-bearing age right into your already overcrowded house, a house called Canada.

Here you are now depressed and thinking I should call on my other uncles for help, only to find out that you are on your own. Uncle NDP and even Uncle Conservative are all in bed with Uncle Justin: Doing what they do best.

After living through what went on at your house in the last three years, do you honestly think that Uncle Justin has any opposition? After all, almost all your other uncles are wearing pink high heels now. Do you expect help from them?

By the way, before I forget, don’t even think about complaining to Aunty Freeland, she is probably in bed in room number 10 as we speak with the WEF.

These family members of yours have the nerve to tell you that the number of folks that are being brought to your house is necessary for its economic growth. Even though you can see through their lies, the fact is that your uncles and Aunty Freeland see you as a fool, and they have no respect for you.

OH! I almost forgot, you have another uncle called “Uncle Max” who said he can help rid your overcrowded house and take care of the rest of your “Pink high heel wearing uncles” once and for all.

Let’s have a look at Uncle Max’s formula for a successful house, shall we?

Uncle Max’s advice is very practical, I must say, “We need to organize and start pushing back,” he said. “We need to send PPC MPs to Ottawa in the next election to offer real opposition in the House of Commons,” says Uncle Max.

Here is a quote from Uncle Max’s party website The People’s Party of Canada. “Our mission is to offer Canadians a real principled alternative to the corrupt establishment parties, which rely on pandering and vote-buying schemes to further their interests and those of lobbyists, rather than those of the people.”

I can only hope that Uncle Max does a proper examination of the PPC MPs before he sends them off to Ottawa, if he gets to do so. Please Uncle Max, try and make sure none of them attended the Young Global Leaders WEF facilities before teaming up with them.

As a very concerned distant relative, I will be watching Aunty Freeland, this house called Canada, and all your uncles very closely, including Uncle Max!!